That's not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] That's a knife.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Get on the right side of the road you pelican!
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car!
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two.
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
Up North in the Never-Never, where the land is harsh and bare, lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee who can dance like Fred Astaire.
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
Just kids having fun. You alright?
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
Oh well, I wouldn't hold that against him. [The] thought crossed my mind once or twice.
Michael J. (Crocodile) Dundee
New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
Richard Mason
Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
Sue Charlton
That croc would have eaten me alive.
Sue Charlton